Wednesday, August 24, 2011

bio-mechanical auto-cannibaistic ego-monster

Did i ever tell you about the guy they found drunk as fcuk and on ishtloads of hallucinogens (bucketloads!) who had been brought into the emergency room against his will due to Some Drunk Bitch who demanded he go to hospital (despite his gargled rambling guffaws to the contrary) and upon scoping out this unfortunate chemical-addled fellow it was found that he had successfully grafted plant matter into his bipedal humanoid body - a feat performed neither before nor since - in such a way that the plant matter had ingrown a healthy root system lunging into his liver to suck down the chaotic arrangements of various organic chemicals broken down by his brain-body system?

Turns out he was some kind of unsung genius and a myriad of unconventional bio-technological advancements had been made in his very own home which were quite something to behold i can assure you. Meat cleavers that grow on trees, animals that act as solar batteries for humankind while receiving rewards in the form of Job Security as well as the Nuclear Family guaranteed to dispel any semblance of Nature from them and finally paving a way for a truly integrated Machine World.

This character however blew that idea out into the ocean where it evolved from a thoughtform into a yang male spermazoa and combined with the watery feminine chi of Mother Earth's oceanic fuzz & while spinning their glorious juices together a golden vortex was formed creating an air pocket vaccuum that sucked all that machine technology into a violent implosion, shaking the earth from it's axis and moving the continents into a whole new pattern.

and that's what REALLY happened to atlantis! so much for machine consciousness. it's rebirth in this timeline has the internet as it's body & we are separate. i remember when we get all borg ghost in the shell tv series with the technology & the flesh beings that created it becoming one - aint you ever seen matrix revolutions?

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Hot off the Psychic Goldine

7 Billion Earthlings agree, that all the world's leaders are puppets controlled by Galactus the Planet devourer. Experts say that the silver surfer will be appearing in our skies as early as June 2012.

A worldwide survey of the thought & feelings of all Human Earthlings has been undertaken by various Extra-Terrestrial councils in order to determine the fate of planet earth after December 21st, 2012. After much deliberation, a temporary consensus of Universal Possibility has been agreed upon by those that watch over planet earth.

As many Earthlings have suspected, the leaders of the world are essentially puppets to some larger more diabolical scheme. The various earth-based human Secret Societies that pull the strings of the puppet world leaders (erroneously labelled as the "illuminati" etc), have been working on a 4000 year plan to feed 4 billion of the world's population to an extra-terrestrial zombie virus, in order that the Daemon commander of releasing such a virus accords the surviving leaders with mystical powers. Unfortunately for these earth-cults, this ancient directive to "feed the humans to it" has been abandoned by the daemon-zombie overlord & co-opted by members of the Saturn J-rods Moonmen, who delegated earth as Galactus next meal.

Each puppet is connected to Galactus, Planet Devourer via quantum greed particles - akin to the quantum guilt particles associated with places of one's birth introduced by Douglas Adams.

Since the Roswell Crash of 1947, world leaders have been given a software upgrade, so that their mind/world processing system (i.e. brain & body) acquires 17% more greed per social transaction. This gives each puppet the additional greed required for each of the world puppet leaders to acquire new strings - silvery strings sewn of diamond cloth, mined from future bores from saturn's moons.

With these strings Galactus can send commands to each puppet to ensure that each Earth Human (peon) remains afraid & unconscious of its responsibility for the planet it lives on. This process has been perpetuated by the puppets themselves, as well as their former controllers. With Galactus in charge these fear-waves are sent as pure feelings of the destruction of the self (lit:"aaargh i'm dying"), rather than the more subtle methods of earth manipulators.

Meanwhile positive oriented "Service To Others" ETs are praying an awful lot, suggesting psychically to all humans to wake the fuck up & remember you're god, dummy, though this generally is lost on most humans. Through various interwebbed connections folk are sharing their ideas & evolving. However this is not newsworthy in the West, bad scary news only - hence Galactus looming on our horizon.

Many UFOlogists are determining the probability that the wandering planet Nibiru & Galactus, Planet Devourer are the same being. Meanwhile Biblical scholars are arguing as to whether or not this being is the biblical Whore of Babylon, though that term more rightly lies with famous pop-singer Madonna.

Stay tuned for more info (brought to you by Lightning Portals, Jovian-Terran connection)