Lyrics - Cowgirls Are Fun

In about 2008 i wrote a song with my friend Ruthless about a sex-worker holding up a client at gunpoint. Here are the lyrics, below which is a link to a performance of this song.


*****
INTRO/CHORUS
take your tongue out my mouth cos i'm kissing you goodbye
you're kissing me so sweetly i'm forgettin all the reasons why
i'm leaving you now honey like you always knew i would
but goodbye kisses shouldn't feel so good

VERSE
this kiss it done remind me of the time that we first me
you were standin on the street corner in high heels and fishnets
you walked up to me and asked me if i wanted a good time
i said hell yeah and i took you back to mine
as soon as we were through the door you asked me for cash
i laughed it off and dropped my pants and slapped you on the ass
you rode my like a cowgirl like any good cowgirl would
something about ya told me you were still no good

CHORUS
take your tongue out my mouth cos i'm kissing you goodbye
you're kissing me so sweetly i'm forgettin all the reasons why
i'm leaving you now honey like you always knew i would
but goodbye kisses shouldn't feel so good

VERSE
after the bedroom gymnastics and we'd slept where we laid
you jumped up and said I gots to get paid
so i reached for my wallet but you reached for my gun
i never realised cowgirls could be so much fun
i said, "honey you won't shoot, you aint got the balls!"
she said, "that don't matter. If i shoot straight, i'll soon have yours!"
so i gave her my wallet, she took my money with a smile
then she pressed her lips against mine and kissed me for a long long while

and SHE said

CHORUS/OUTRO
take your tongue out my mouth cos i'm kissing you goodbye
you're kissing me so sweetly i'm forgettin all the reasons why
you're leaving me now honey like I always knew you would
but goodbye kisses shouldn't feel
but goodbye kisses shouldn't feel
but goodbye kisses shouldn't feel so good
*****

to watch quantim on youtube drunk and performing this song, click here

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7 Billion Earthlings agree, that all the world's leaders are puppets controlled by Galactus the Planet devourer. Experts say that the silver surfer will be appearing in our skies as early as June 2012.

A worldwide survey of the thought & feelings of all Human Earthlings has been undertaken by various Extra-Terrestrial councils in order to determine the fate of planet earth after December 21st, 2012. After much deliberation, a temporary consensus of Universal Possibility has been agreed upon by those that watch over planet earth.

As many Earthlings have suspected, the leaders of the world are essentially puppets to some larger more diabolical scheme. The various earth-based human Secret Societies that pull the strings of the puppet world leaders (erroneously labelled as the "illuminati" etc), have been working on a 4000 year plan to feed 4 billion of the world's population to an extra-terrestrial zombie virus, in order that the Daemon commander of releasing such a virus accords the surviving leaders with mystical powers. Unfortunately for these earth-cults, this ancient directive to "feed the humans to it" has been abandoned by the daemon-zombie overlord & co-opted by members of the Saturn J-rods Moonmen, who delegated earth as Galactus next meal.

Each puppet is connected to Galactus, Planet Devourer via quantum greed particles - akin to the quantum guilt particles associated with places of one's birth introduced by Douglas Adams.

Since the Roswell Crash of 1947, world leaders have been given a software upgrade, so that their mind/world processing system (i.e. brain & body) acquires 17% more greed per social transaction. This gives each puppet the additional greed required for each of the world puppet leaders to acquire new strings - silvery strings sewn of diamond cloth, mined from future bores from saturn's moons.

With these strings Galactus can send commands to each puppet to ensure that each Earth Human (peon) remains afraid & unconscious of its responsibility for the planet it lives on. This process has been perpetuated by the puppets themselves, as well as their former controllers. With Galactus in charge these fear-waves are sent as pure feelings of the destruction of the self (lit:"aaargh i'm dying"), rather than the more subtle methods of earth manipulators.

Meanwhile positive oriented "Service To Others" ETs are praying an awful lot, suggesting psychically to all humans to wake the fuck up & remember you're god, dummy, though this generally is lost on most humans. Through various interwebbed connections folk are sharing their ideas & evolving. However this is not newsworthy in the West, bad scary news only - hence Galactus looming on our horizon.

Many UFOlogists are determining the probability that the wandering planet Nibiru & Galactus, Planet Devourer are the same being. Meanwhile Biblical scholars are arguing as to whether or not this being is the biblical Whore of Babylon, though that term more rightly lies with famous pop-singer Madonna.

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